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[BKARTS] clueless book humor

saw this in reader's digest...
Notice sent to parents:
"Parents. If your child chooses to come to the library in the morning before
school starts, remember that students need to bring a book with them when
they come.  Many students are coming in the library and trying to take books
off the shelves to read."

(the nerve of those kids!)
Attempting to locate a copy of the popular children's book Archy and
Mehitabel, my wife called a bookstore.
"what's it about?"
"well," my wife said, "it's about a cockroach named Archy who types stories
about  the adventures of his friend, a cat named Mehitabel."
As the clerk looked at his computer, he asked, "Is that fiction or

(must be a recent graduate from public school....)


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